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PostSubject: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:37 am

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:39 am

Fact #1: Chuck Norris has already read all of the jokes we are going to post here. They exist because he found them good enough.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:42 am

Fact #2: Chuck Norris doesn't swim, he pushes the water away from him.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:42 am

Fact #2 correction: He doesn't swim water gets out of his way


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:44 am

Fact #3: Chuck Norris's pushups are actually push-downs, because he's not pushing his body up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:45 am

Fact #4: Does not exist because Chuck Norris did not like it.


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:50 am

Fact #5: Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:51 am

Fact #6: Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:32 am

Fact #7: Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:43 am

Fact #8: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:46 am

Fact #9: Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:06 pm

Fact #10 Chuck norris doesn't use a door. He makes is own entrance.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:08 pm

Fact #11: Chuck norris killed the living room. Now it is just called the "Room".
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:35 pm

Fact #12 He can burn an ants with a magnifying glass, at night.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:39 pm

Fact #13: He is the reason water runs, back before time water dissed Him and it has been on the run ever since.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:38 am

Fact# 14: Chuck norris. 'NUFF SAID!!"
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:31 pm

Fact 15: He can speak braille
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:22 am

Fact 16: Chuck Norris is the game. You will lose.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts   Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:55 pm

Fact 17: Chuck Norris was born may 6, 1945. Nazi Germany surrendered on may 7th, 1945.
Coincidence, I THINK NOT!!!
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