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PostSubject: Bar Joke: A really bad day   Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:39 am

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
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PostSubject: Re: Bar Joke: A really bad day   Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:40 am

Two guys walk into a bar and wake up on the side walk missing some teeth...
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PostSubject: Re: Bar Joke: A really bad day   Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:42 am

Again, you should probably post another topic for that.
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PostSubject: Re: Bar Joke: A really bad day   Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:44 am

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PostSubject: Re: Bar Joke: A really bad day   Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:47 am

I'm just pointing it out.
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PostSubject: Re: Bar Joke: A really bad day   Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:50 am

Fair enough
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PostSubject: Re: Bar Joke: A really bad day   Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:14 pm

That's a messed up joke
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PostSubject: Re: Bar Joke: A really bad day   Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:15 pm

WHAT THE FUDGE!!!?!?!?!
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PostSubject: Re: Bar Joke: A really bad day   Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:17 am

I don't know what you guys are talking about, it's funny!
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PostSubject: Re: Bar Joke: A really bad day   Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:29 pm

oh it's funny. it just came out of left field.
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PostSubject: Re: Bar Joke: A really bad day   Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:30 pm

Why do all the odd things come from left field? Why not center field? Or in field for that matter?
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