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Aerilin
Posts : 197 Points : 32328 Reputation : 18 Join date : 2011-10-04 Location : In front of my computer
| Subject: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:37 am | |
| Post funny Chuck Norris facts here! | |
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The Lord of Void
Posts : 348 Points : 32623 Reputation : 12 Join date : 2011-10-14 Age : 28 Location : The Land of Labyrinth and Sapphires
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:39 am | |
| Fact #1: Chuck Norris has already read all of the jokes we are going to post here. They exist because he found them good enough. | |
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Aerilin
Posts : 197 Points : 32328 Reputation : 18 Join date : 2011-10-04 Location : In front of my computer
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:42 am | |
| Fact #2: Chuck Norris doesn't swim, he pushes the water away from him. | |
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The Lord of Void
Posts : 348 Points : 32623 Reputation : 12 Join date : 2011-10-14 Age : 28 Location : The Land of Labyrinth and Sapphires
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:42 am | |
| Fact #2 correction: He doesn't swim water gets out of his way
Last edited by Ryn on Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:36 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : reworded) | |
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Aerilin
Posts : 197 Points : 32328 Reputation : 18 Join date : 2011-10-04 Location : In front of my computer
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:44 am | |
| Fact #3: Chuck Norris's pushups are actually push-downs, because he's not pushing his body up, he's pushing the Earth down. | |
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The Lord of Void
Posts : 348 Points : 32623 Reputation : 12 Join date : 2011-10-14 Age : 28 Location : The Land of Labyrinth and Sapphires
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:45 am | |
| Fact #4: Does not exist because Chuck Norris did not like it.
Last edited by Ryn on Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:49 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Failed wording and I counted wrong.) | |
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Aerilin
Posts : 197 Points : 32328 Reputation : 18 Join date : 2011-10-04 Location : In front of my computer
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:50 am | |
| Fact #5: Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. | |
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Aerilin
Posts : 197 Points : 32328 Reputation : 18 Join date : 2011-10-04 Location : In front of my computer
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:51 am | |
| Fact #6: Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. | |
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Aerilin
Posts : 197 Points : 32328 Reputation : 18 Join date : 2011-10-04 Location : In front of my computer
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:32 am | |
| Fact #7: Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. | |
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Aerilin
Posts : 197 Points : 32328 Reputation : 18 Join date : 2011-10-04 Location : In front of my computer
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:43 am | |
| Fact #8: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it. | |
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Aerilin
Posts : 197 Points : 32328 Reputation : 18 Join date : 2011-10-04 Location : In front of my computer
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:46 am | |
| Fact #9: Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. | |
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wolfempire15
Posts : 162 Points : 31570 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2012-01-09 Age : 27 Location : where i am sitting
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:06 pm | |
| Fact #10 Chuck norris doesn't use a door. He makes is own entrance. | |
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wolfempire15
Posts : 162 Points : 31570 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2012-01-09 Age : 27 Location : where i am sitting
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:08 pm | |
| Fact #11: Chuck norris killed the living room. Now it is just called the "Room". | |
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The Lord of Void
Posts : 348 Points : 32623 Reputation : 12 Join date : 2011-10-14 Age : 28 Location : The Land of Labyrinth and Sapphires
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:35 pm | |
| Fact #12 He can burn an ants with a magnifying glass, at night. | |
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The Lord of Void
Posts : 348 Points : 32623 Reputation : 12 Join date : 2011-10-14 Age : 28 Location : The Land of Labyrinth and Sapphires
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:39 pm | |
| Fact #13: He is the reason water runs, back before time water dissed Him and it has been on the run ever since. | |
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wolfempire15
Posts : 162 Points : 31570 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2012-01-09 Age : 27 Location : where i am sitting
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:38 am | |
| Fact# 14: Chuck norris. 'NUFF SAID!!" | |
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The Lord of Void
Posts : 348 Points : 32623 Reputation : 12 Join date : 2011-10-14 Age : 28 Location : The Land of Labyrinth and Sapphires
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:31 pm | |
| Fact 15: He can speak braille | |
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wolfempire15
Posts : 162 Points : 31570 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2012-01-09 Age : 27 Location : where i am sitting
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:22 am | |
| Fact 16: Chuck Norris is the game. You will lose. | |
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wolfempire15
Posts : 162 Points : 31570 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2012-01-09 Age : 27 Location : where i am sitting
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:55 pm | |
| Fact 17: Chuck Norris was born may 6, 1945. Nazi Germany surrendered on may 7th, 1945. Coincidence, I THINK NOT!!! | |
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